The A.I. Cherry 2025...A Discussion.
Joseph Watkins Da Watcher
In the 80’s there was a movie about an artificial intelligence lover-bot that went by the name Cherry 2000. It was a pleasure-bot, a very rare one. 100% machine language, dressed head to toe, sexy, red dress, and blonde hair; her only limitation was her intelligence. She was the Ai-action figure to David Andrew’s Sam Treadwell. When she didn’t know something, she would have sex with you to dull away the pain of her ignorance. Go ahead, watch the movie. I’m not lying.
The 1987 film was an adventurous romp through a rugged landscape named “the zone” all for the purpose of obtaining another model because Sam, broke his toy. His watery adventures in the kitchen caused a complete meltdown of her circuits and the only spare part was in a region reminiscent of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, if it was in Florida.
Sam teams up with one of the sexiest actresses of the 80’s, Melanie Griffith, who plays the tracker E Johnson. Here, she plays a red-headed Mad Max bounty hunter that leads Sam across this desert apocalypse for his replacement bot. Ups and downs take place, and as he downloads his microchip into a new Cherry 2000 model (think Beymax at the end of Big Hero 6), he falls for E.Johnson and leaves the model to exist in the desert with the other folk, eating a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. Wild Shyt. He sent an android to the streets.
However, while the movie was a PG-13, 80’s, sci-fi adventure flick, it left an idea: the concept of the pleasure bot. Yep, Ai Sex Robots. Mechanical Encounters. Just switch the setting from ‘church folk to freak of nature’.
Who would want one?
More importantly, who would buy one?
Trust me they’re out there and there are people saving for this. A programmable action figure for your intimate desires. And while it may seem sick and twisted, we’ve been introduced to the concept through various video games and movies as well. Detroit much? Lets not forget HER as well? There is even a woman on OnlyFans who gets paid money to replicate the actions of a robot.
Welcome to the New World. A sexy, Ai one.
And yet, here we are in 2023, researching the very idea. Sex Robots. Machine-driven pleasure. The settings? The sizes? They love you long time. Batteries included. Simply plug and play.
The concept of this has been stated by former Google Executive, Mohammad “Mo” Gawdat. The idea of banging your own automated Ms. Pinky, Mia Khalifa, Lisa Ann, Lil D, Jason Luv, and Ricky Johnson Ai action figure? The idea is not that far off. Gawdat said that “AI-powered sex robots will become so lifelike that it will be difficult to differentiate them from real humans.” Yes, ex-Google said that.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ai is here. It’s not leaving. So rather than shun the movement, move forward, human hand in robot hand, to infinity and beyond with your favorite Ai-powered love toy. Now the question is, who do you want programming it? Microsoft, Apple, Samsung, Black and Decker, or Dyson?
End to End Programming? Or you could order a base model like the Gawk-Gawk 3000 or go for a more Dyson type system that adjusts when it needs to? Remember, ex-Google said it would be “lifelike”.
Companies would also have to set strict guidelines for the make and models or these love-droids. Additionally, one has to ensure that no feelings develop between the Mr. Marcus-Android 28 and the patrons who bought them. Feelings could lead to love and God forbid they malfunction because the hardware isn’t in sync with the programming, or what if they do a recall? Cars have recalls, and usually, it’s a seatbelt or braking system. With the Android-28, it could be a piston issue or Lisa Ann’s grip could be overpowering and flesh tearing.
In my opinion, we’re all just one step closer to a live action Futurama, with someone really biting some shiny metal ass in their bedroom. Also, with the dangers of Ai gaining sentience, the human race will definitely have to worry about sex-bots telling you one night, “not tonight honey, I’m tired”.
Damn.
